Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris

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Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris
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Overview

3-star humor-themed hotel in Paris's 9th arrondissement with complimentary snacks and drinks available until 2 AM

Amenities & Unique Perks

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a free minibar replenished daily with water, juices, and sodas. Complimentary snacks and drinks are available in the lobby from 2 PM until 2 AM, including croissants, Madeline cakes, chips, and fresh fruits. Guests with key cards can also access the same snack service at any other Astotel hotel in Paris, with a map provided at check-in.

Rooms & Comfort

The hotel provides soundproof rooms with flat-screen TVs and effective air conditioning. Some rooms feature humorous decor such as a wheel above the bed or a mirrored ceiling. Beds are comfortable with quality bedding, and bathrooms include a bath or shower with good water pressure.

Location & Surroundings

Hotel Joke is located 500 meters from Pigalle Metro Station and 700 meters from La Cigale Concert Hall. The Moulin Rouge is a short 2-minute walk away, and Opéra Garnier is 1.4 km from the property. The 9th arrondissement placement offers walking access to Montmartre, Sacré-Cœur, and the Galeries Lafayette department store.

Family & Children

The hotel is family-friendly, with rooms that can accommodate up to four people, including a sofa bed or extra space for children. Free snacks and drinks in the lobby appeal to all ages, and some rooms have a small nook with a balloon-shaped bean bag for kids. A playground for children aged 4-8 is located 500 meters away (closed on Sundays).

Dining & Breakfast

Breakfast is served buffet-style with hot items like scrambled eggs, sausages, and pancakes, plus continental options including fresh fruit, cheeses, and pastries. Vegetarian options are available, and the hotel offers special diet menus upon request. Throughout the day, the lobby provides free hot drinks, water, and soft drinks alongside the snack selection.

  • Location: 500 m from Pigalle Metro Station, near Moulin Rouge and Montmartre
  • Unique Perks: Free minibar and lobby snacks daily until 2 AM
  • Rooms: Soundproof, air-conditioned with humor-themed decor
  • Dining: Complimentary breakfast buffet with vegetarian options
  • Family: Free snacks and drinks, spacious family rooms available
  • Accessibility: Key card grants access to Astotel snack service across Paris
Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-23:59
until 12:00
Amenities
No parking available.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Building
Number of floors:6
Number of rooms:46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
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Rooms and availability

Single Room
  • Bed options:
    1 Single bed
Two-Bedroom room
  • Max:
    3 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 Single Bed or 1 Double Bed
  • Heating
  • Air conditioning
Family Two-Bedroom Twin Room
  • Max:
    4 persons
  • Bed options:
    2 Single beds
  • Heating
  • Air conditioning
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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Parking
Baggage storage
24-hour services

24-hour reception

24-hour security

TV

Flat-screen TV

Elevator
Kitchen facilities

Electric kettle

Facilities for kids

Cribs

Services

  • Housekeeping

Dining

  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cribs

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Mini-bar
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Essential information about Hotel Joke - Astotel

💵 Lowest room price 234 US$
📏 Distance to center 1.6 mi
✈️ Distance to airport 12.7 mi
🧳 Nearest airport Orly, ORY

Location

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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
  • City landmarks
  • Nearby
  • Restaurants
35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
100 yd
82 Boulevard de Clichy
Moulin Rouge
100 yd
Restaurant
Bouillon Pigalle
100 yd
Restaurant
Marianina
100 yd
Restaurant
Chez Pino
100 yd
Restaurant
Cafe Blanche
100 yd
Restaurant
Nouilles Vivantes
100 yd
Restaurant
Comedie Cafe
100 yd
Restaurant
Le Vintimille
100 yd
Restaurant
Quick
100 yd
Restaurant
Epicerie Blanche
100 yd
Restaurant
Au Gourmet
100 yd

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FAQ about Hotel Joke - Astotel

What landmarks can I find in vicinity of the Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Staying at the Hotel Joke - Astotel, you shouldn't miss Paris's main landmarks such as Arc de Triomphe (1.6 miles), Louvre Museum (1.4 miles) as well as Petit Palais accessible with a 10-minute drive.
What interesting sites can I visit not far from the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Guests of the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel can visit Museum of Eroticism (within sight of the accommodation), or Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre placed 5 minutes' walk away.
Can I have lunch or dinner next to the hotel?
For an evening meal near the hotel, guests can go to La Table de Clichy restaurant placed at the doorstep of the property or La Petite Comedie restaurant located 500 feet away).
What time is check-in and check-out at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Guests of Hotel Joke - Astotel can check in from 3 PM to 11.59 PM and check out from 12 PM.
What are the booking prices at the Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The price for a room in the Hotel Joke - Astotel starts at €104.
What payment methods are available in Hotel Joke - Astotel?
At Hotel Joke - Astotel, guests can pay using сash, Visa, and Mastercard as well as other payment methods.
What room types are available at the Paris hotel?
Standard Twin Room, Standard Double Room, and Superior Double Room are among the room types available at the Paris hotel.
Which amenities are included in the rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
All rooms of Hotel Joke - Astotel feature a mini fridge bar as well as a personal safe, some of them boast a writing table and a cabinet.
Is the staff at Hotel Joke - Astotel multilingual?
Yes, the staff of Hotel Joke - Astotel can assist you in Italian, Spanish, and English.
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer facilities for business travelers?
Yes, for business travelers Hotel Joke - Astotel provides a work desk and complimentary wireless internet access.
Which facilities are available in the Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The Hotel Joke - Astotel is equipped with free newspaper and elevator as well as a safety deposit box and a luggage locker for safety purposes.
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